Friday, March 13, 2009

Funny!

Bob was putting his shoes on while observing his wife, Susie, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was tomorrow, he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. "I'd like to be six again," she replied, still looking in the mirror. So, on the morning of her birthday, Brother Harris arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.

What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster, the Roller Coaster, the Chariot of Fire, every ride there was. Five hours later they both staggered out of the theme park. Susie's head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Bob then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to Cartoon Theater, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure it was! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into the sofa, totally exhausted. He approached his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?" His wife's eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "Dear, I meant my dress size!"
What a nice hubby.... he tried!
So.......... would you rather be 6 years old for a day OR a size 6 for a day???

23 comments:

Shannon said...

size 6 for a day..of course!! (;

rad6 said...

I have an almost 5 year old and to be six again sounds pretty fun... but it might be too old. I think you don't get many naps in at 6. I like the naps. Size 6 might be fun. I think I was size 6 in Jr. High.
What a fun little story! Still love a good theme park at ANY AGE!!!!

Dev & Di said...

Haha I would want to be six again! Especially since I am smaller than a size six lol! :P What a cute story!!

Unknown said...

Hee! Wouldn't we all!!

Pancake said...

size 6 .... but, to be able to eat cookies and milk and nap in kindergarden.... but then again, tying my shoes, that was a problem at 6

Kim said...

A size 6--BTW--I am sorry I spelt your name wrong on my blog. I looked at your signature today today and realized you are not a Shasta you are a Shaila. I am so, so, sorry.

The Kooky Queen--Rachel said...

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA!!! That was really, really funny!!! I would totally love to "be 6 again" but a SIZE 6!!! :)

CB said...

Since I act like I am 6 years old most of the time anyway I would most definately choose a size 6!!

Loved the story!

S and L said...

Way Cute Story! I think I'd want to be a size 6 again! How is your YSA coming along? We have an activity tomorrow night until midnight. Going to be interesting getting up for 9:00AM church. LOL

Wonder Woman said...

If it's only for a day....I'd be six years old. Now if it were for a year...I'd drop to a six. And figure out how to stay there.

Anonymous said...

i would rather be 6 years old :) just for a day or two!

Cynthia said...

I've been six before. I got to live age 6 vicariously through my kids. What I've NEVER been is a size 6. I'd love to experience that for even just one day.

Bren's Life said...

Size 6 definately!!! No doubt about it.

Nathan and Hailey Frogley said...

I WOULD LOVE TO BE 6 AGAIN. WHAT A GREAT BIRTHDAY!!!!!! SO FUN TO RUN AROUND AND PLAY, WITH NO WORRIES OR RESPONSIBILITY!:)

Anonymous said...

age 6. for sure.
But sign me up for Disney land at any age!

chelle said...

Do I get to go do all those fun things if I am a size 6? m

Jodi said...

Oh to be six again and not have any of the worries or responsibiities of adult life!! What a glorious thought!!!!

Melissa said...

Cute Story! I think I would choose to be 6 for a day and take a really long nap:)

Anonymous said...

I think I would choose to be six again, carefree and wild!

heather said...

HAHAHAH!!! THat's great! :)

Beth at Aunties said...

Harilious!!! Darn cute story!!! Such a Great husband who thought like a man. :-) I'd love to be 6 years old and really play with my three 6 years olds but even being size 6, even if it were just for a day would be fun... at least I'd know what it felt like!

tiki_lady said...

size 6, I was probably getting yelled at and having to play with my little sister! so give me one HOT day!

Ashley said...

Cute story! I'd personally rather be six years old again for a day. How cool would it be to just live the carefree life again and play for a day!